Facebook

I have joined Facebook. No idea why, really, just that everyone else seems to be doing it, and I must be a sheep.

I have, however joined two excellent groups...

1) Campaign to make James Blunt cockney rhyming slang

and

2) On behalf of England, I hereby apologise for Lily Allen.

Let me know if you are on there, I would love to add you as a friend as I am a Billy No Mates.

Splutters

I was going to brave the sales today...but we all have lurgies. Coughs, colds and high temperatures. And I think know who we caught it from, so I shall be paying her back after I have thought of a suitable revenge.

Best Christmas Songs?

Fairytale of New York...is probably the best Christmas song in the world ever. I miss Kirsty...she rocked.

And God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen the best Christmas Carol. Reminds me of Dickens. Who definitely rocked.

...and down the Mountainside

We went to Ireland for the weekend. First time we ever took Lizzy on a plane...she loved it. Wanted to jump out and bounce on the clouds. It was for a family members 21st birthday - and a great time was had by all. Although the monster in law insisted she had a 24 hour bug, I think it was probably the copious amounts of cider upsetting her tummy.

We nearly didn't go, spent two and a half hours looking for passports, and by the end I was almost sobbing hysterically.

My diet has gone completely by the wayside. I have been out for a ridiculous amount of meals and am out for a drinking session on Saturday night. So the diet will have to be (for the millionth year running) the New Years Resolution.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Kevin Bloody Wilson Rocks.

YouTube - Kevin Bloody Wilson Hey Santa Claus

...is my two front teeth

Dear Father Christmas.

I don't want much this year. However, I have been a good girl and so deserve decent presents.

What I would like is

• One of those over the door Christmas card holders that are out of stock everywhere
• A tummy tuck
• Face lift and/or chemical peel
• Some nice time off with my family
• a box of brandy liqueurs
• Phish Food ice cream
• My mum home for Christmas
• A whole new wardrobe that doesn't need ironing
• Zelda for the Nintendo DS
• A new job

Thanks F.C.

Jackie
xxx

New Room at the Inn

Billy, don't be a hero...

I am not dead, but my modem is dying.