Now, I don't want anyone to get all jealous and upset, but I have something to tell you about where I am off to tonight. If you think you can't cope with it and will hate me forever, then don't read on, but.....
This evening, I am going to see Dolly Parton in concert.
There. Are you all crying into your cornflakes or your coffee....or your grits? (How anyone ever eats that stuff is beyond me. I ate it in Florida and felt like I was eating mushed up old bits of bread and leftovers.)
Can't wait! I am not going to dress up like a cowgirl or anything, but I hear she puts on a fantastic show. So yeehah, hoedown, apple pie and Budweiser, I'm going all American tonight!
4 comments:
Enjoy!
Clanky,
You'll have fun! I like Dolly's music. Just don't go near her mammoth breasts--they might swallow you!
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emma
I have lived at latitude 30 degrees north for over 30 years, and I can't stand to eat grits; to me, they look like roofing spackle.
Enjoy the concert and let me know if she sings "Jolene".
Awww, Kathryn, thanks for visiting my blog!
Yes, she sang Jolene, and 9 to 5 and Islands in the Stream, and just about every other fab Dolly song!
I don't think snyone can like grits. I believe it's one of those things people think they have to eat/drink. Like sherry at Christmas. It's the law.
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