Wednesday, 18 April 2007

God was frowning the day he made....

1) Broad Beans
2) Mushy Peas
3) Apricots
4) Yoghurt
5) Savoy Cabbage

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

and daily mail readers

Anonymous said...

Tsk.

Daily Mail readers are Gods Own Soldiers.

The Broards said...

savoy cabbage looks like it needs Botox.

May I add:

--beets
--squirrels
--the occasional 16 year old boy

Anonymous said...

i'd add
--turnips
--emma, just say "most teenagers"
--high heels

jilly

Anonymous said...

Oh I love turnips! When I cook roasted veg, I always put turnips in. There are all peppery and lovely.

And beetroots. Although I prefer them not pickled in vinegar.

Why don't you like squirrels Emma? I have never seen a wild red squirrel. But loads of grey ones.

Jilly...Are you tall? Or have you fallen off high heels. I am only 4'10" so I have to wear heels. Then I do a Dick Emery down the high street.

Anonymous said...

ooo you are awful ...disregard the rest cos I don't . I sall think of you as mandy now with your blue eyeshadow and high heels

Anonymous said...

i'm 5'6" which is about average here. I hate high heels because they hurt, cause numerous injuries and leave women cripple in old age and don't see why people wear them. my mom is 5' on a good day and she told me to be happy whith who i am 'cause it isn't going to change. that said, i love it when a very tall woman wears heels, because it shows she doesn't give a fuck what others may think.

jilly

The Broards said...

"Why don't you like squirrels Emma? I have never seen a wild red squirrel. But loads of grey ones."

Clanky. I detest squirrels. they're tree rats, and they eat the birdseed I put out for the lovely birds. In short, they're motherfuckers, but Spidey LOVES squirrels. heehee

Anonymous said...

emma likes squirrel pie!

I hate turnips. my grandmother would mash them into mashed potatoes and I'd take a bite without knowing it and get a whole different taste in my mouth. it was gag worthy.

jilly

Anonymous said...

emma! how dare you mention my name and squirrel in the same post!

be nice or i will send you my dead squirrel picture.

Anonymous said...

thats a much better photo dear you dopn't look at all like lorne spicer in that one

Anonymous said...

I have an english friend named Wolber who calls squirrels nut cats. It nut cat a normal term or is he just crazy?

Anonymous said...

Britters...he's crazy.