Monday, 7 May 2007

Cakes, Clarks & Catapults

Have just made a chocolate cake with my daughter. Mary Berrys recipes are fab. I never knew she was Parkys wife 'til it was in a quiz last week.

Went to the Clarks outlet village this morning and bought Dizzy a new scooter as some bastard stole hers last week. If I found out who it was, I will cut off their penis and boil it in oil, right in front of their eyes.

Stew is outside, putting a pond in the garden. No idea what the hell we want a pond for, there are so many cats in the area, they will nick all the goldfish.

Mind, I notice in the shed this morning, there is a gert big catapult by the window...

6 comments:

Meme said...

Mry berry nor has she ever been michael parkinsons wife you should demand the points back
http://www.maryberry.co.uk/
ttp://www.tv-am.org.uk/uploadedfiles/maryandmichael.JPG

Clank Napper said...

Well he should have married her. Her cooking is yummy.

Anonymous said...

I almost 1 flat acre of weeds and 7 tulips. I have so many dreams for next year. I wish we had a "ground force" like show here. I could really use them.

jilly

Anonymous said...

my beloved made a pond last year and i kept wondering why. but i have to say i do like to hear the running water as i sit in the garden reading my book. and none of the fish have been nicked by cats yet,

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

the water sound would make ne need to pee every 15 mins. however, a hot tub won't be turned down.
jilly