Thursday, 17 May 2007

I am ashamed to tell you, but...

I love musicals.
I enjoyed the film Titanic
I have recently read an Enid Blyton book, not to my 3 year old, but to myself.
I would sleep with anyone for a million pounds.
I claim to be a vegetarian, but take cod liver oil tablets
I had an brief affair when I was married to Nick, and it wasn't with Stewart
I lie on my cv about my 'o' level grades

and finally,

I know the complete dialogue to Steel Magnolias

14 comments:

Meme said...

and you have never read a complete charles dickens book

Anonymous said...

I bloody have you horrid wench. I have read Nicholas Nickleby and and Oliver Twist and David Copperfield and Great Expectations :oP

Anonymous said...

heh in college, when one of us went through a dumping, we would either watch the color purple on mute and say all the lines or steel magnolias. my friends often call me Ouiser (i think it's a compliment). dolly was great in the movie.

i have never seen titanic, i've only read 2 dicken's books but often read children's books. i've never had an affair, i don't lie about my grades and i proudly eat meat and use animal products.

jilly

Roger said...

I'm not familiar with the exchange rates. I have $13.37 in my pocket. Is that anywhere near a million pounds? If so, I need to save up for a plane ticket.

Hopeful,
R

Clank Napper said...

Jilly, I think I might post about vegetarianism next.

And you can't possibly be Ouisa! I wanna be Ouisa!

Clank Napper said...

Roger, sorry sweetie, you need at least another 5 dollars, some Curlywurlys, a good recipe for Key Lime Pie, the promise of an American house with a porch that has a swinging bench on, in a town where the sun always shines and I can get a job in a library.

Meme said...

I'd sleep with anyone for cosmetic dental treatment tbh

Meme said...

Hos is stew i must be a week since he did it now?

Anonymous said...

I can only own up to two of those.

Anonymous said...

P.S. I wish everyone had a photo of themselves at the top of their blog.

Anonymous said...

Stew is fine thanks for asking. He has gone off to his Saturday league presentation night.

He is a bit snappy. He will be in plaster for 6 weeks, no work for 10 weeks and no football til 2008.

Nurses earn every single penny.

Anonymous said...

and i'd sleep with anyone for a fiver

Meme said...

lets face it sue youd pay a fiver to sleep with anyone

Anonymous said...

i can't do that cos nobody's offered to give me a fiver to sleep with them yet