I have decided that because I cannot compete with Alex in the thrilling life stakes, I should make stuff up.
This morning I have a board meeting with Alan Sugar who wants to talk contracts with me about me being his personal gossip/coffee maker....then this afternoon I will be off to Elizabeth Arden for a complete makeover and tonight I am off out with Kate and Pete for some serious sex, drugs and rock n roll.
Please note that my day will have nothing whatsoever in any shape or form to do with laundry, the nursery run, cookery or cleaning the bathroom. 
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Pete and Kate are no more so I knwo you are Lying . Petes coming to Harrogate to kick drugs :)
What a great imaginary day you have planned!
I'm meeting Sting in the Brazilian rainforest where we are planning an afternoon of Tantric sex beneath a waterfall
i'd swing in a hammock next to the pool drinking something with vodka and pineapple while raoul fans me. later he'd massage oil into my skin and we just might have great sex.
like clank, i won't cook, wash dishes, grocery shop, or embroider anything while sitting in my rocking chair drinking iced tea, and ignoring my guy watching that asshole bill o'riley.
i like emma's day too.
jilly
Sting needs a good face slapping.
"Sting needs a good face slapping."
I'll spank his bottom instead
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