Wednesday, 29 August 2007

Never trust a woman who...

Doesn't wear lipstick
Doesn't carry a handbag
Wears a shell suit
Has an adams apple
Calls everyone sweetie


Oh no, wait, I do the last one. Scrub that.

13 comments:

The Broards said...
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The Broards said...

I seldom wear lipstick, but I do wear lip gloss or a tinted lip balm--so watch out!


(The deleted comment wasn't nasty--just misspelled)

Anonymous said...

Has five o clock shadow!

Anonymous said...

Ooops that last one was me... i forgot to put my name.

Anonymous said...

i don't wear lipstick either, if i feel the need i put chapstick on. i used to put makeup on every day, but now i just don't care, and i find i love the extra sleep i get from not caring.

never trust a woman with more hair on her legs than her head.

jilly

Anonymous said...

never trust a woman who says you are like a sister to me , three months later they wont even remember your name

Anonymous said...

never trust a woman.
thats it really hehe
Gogs

Anonymous said...

...oh and never trusts a woman who reads Dickens.

Meme said...

you'd be ok then, cos you don't read it you just pretend

Anonymous said...

"you'd be ok then, cos you don't read it you just pretend"

Horrid Wench

Anonymous said...

Never trust a woman who leaves roller skates at the top of the stairs shortly after taking out a large life insurance policy. Caution: she may also suggest listening to the radio in the bath.

Anonymous said...

never trust a woman who:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:48141


hehe

Anonymous said...

I think I have more hair on my legs than on my head. But my head is bald at the moment and my legs aren't.

It isn't as gross as it sounds.

Britters