I know I say this every year....but...

When the hell are we going to boycott the Eurovision Song Contest?


I am away this week. We are staying in a Haven Holiday Camp in a caravan near Hastings for a few days. In the rain. Wish me luck.

A few photos.

In my local news today...

Bath University is the first university to now offer a degree course in funerals.

I don't think there can be a worse degree.

....there is a fireman with an hourglass

Last night we went out with friends drinking. I am slighty suffering today, but not too bad. Anyway, we were all discussing the first singles we ever bought. Mine was Boomtown Rats, Rat Trap. And I still love it now. I was horrified to discover, that Stews was Mistletoe and Wine by the vile Cliff Richard. I may have to rethink our long term commitment.

My head is spinning

I am spending the whole day with a cleaning item in each hand. Laundry, cleaning and general slavery.

However, Discovery Channel is running the complete Vic Reeves Rogues Gallery, so it's not all bad.

Good Luck Hillary. Quite frankly, I don't give a flying f*** who wins. But Emma and Dana are rooting for you, which is good enough for me.