Tuesday, 11 December 2007

...is my two front teeth

Dear Father Christmas.

I don't want much this year. However, I have been a good girl and so deserve decent presents.

What I would like is

  • One of those over the door Christmas card holders that are out of stock everywhere
  • A tummy tuck
  • Face lift and/or chemical peel
  • Some nice time off with my family
  • a box of brandy liqueurs
  • Phish Food ice cream
  • My mum home for Christmas
  • A whole new wardrobe that doesn't need ironing
  • Zelda for the Nintendo DS
  • A new job
Thanks F.C.

Jackie
xxx

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I lived nearer Id do your ironing for you for the year to say thanks for being a mate .All I want this year is a hassel free next year

Clank Napper said...

I will telepathically wish you the most peaceful, but contented 2008.

schell said...

I hope you get it all!