Monday, 24 March 2008
Academic inspiration...you gave me none
I am working today. Bank Holiday Monday in my mind numbing job as an Asda Walmart greeter. It is, however, the best spot in the world for people watching. and trust me, however fat you think you are, there are people out there twice the size. and without a fashion sense in the world.
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but I don't shop in your local asda, or anyones local asda so how can you know about my fashion sense
"however fat you think you are, there are people out there twice the size"
HA! There are fat people in the UK? I thought all the fatties lived either in the USA or in Germany.
Clank, do you have to peer into people's any shopping bags people might bring into the store to see what they have?
No why, Miss Dian..? Are they looking into yours?
I was hoping I could get Big D to go to work for the local Wally World as a greeter after he retired, but he said no. Party pooper.
I would pay good money to watch dennis greet at wallmart,although to be fair hes always greeted me like one fo the family
I would pay good money to watch dennis greet at wallmart
I've actually considered making a deal with Wally where I'd pay Big D's salary just to get him out of the house once in a while.
Yes, sometimes they do, Clank, and it can be very annoying since I use the bus now and sometimes go in there with things I've purchased in other stores. They are not really greeters anymore in the US, I think - they seem to be trying to prevent some sort of dishonesty but I'm not clever enough to figure out what it is.
Maybe they're trying to prevent quality goods from sneaking into the stores?
ha Gail, that must be it.
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