My daughter took her first trip to her headmistress this week. Her crime, along with two partners in, was "To see if we could create a flood by blocking up the water fountain with tissues" They did accomplish this most hideous of offences and were duly sentenced to a trip to Mrs Stokes. Who, in her infinite wisdom took 10 minutes off the offenders playtimes for the following day.
On the way home, Lizzy said....
"I hate Mrs Stokes. She ain't coming to MY birthday party."
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Bloody hell how lax my son lost four playtimes just for pushing soemone in the dinner queue he will be wanting to go to school in frome
kids are so wonderfully innocent and full of wonder. i hope this doesn't cramp her style.
i warned the kindergarden teacher that my daughter was truly a free bird and she better not try and squash that in her. to this day, my daughter is still the free bird she was when she was born. and i am happy for that.
I wouldn't invite that nasty party-pooper Mrs Stokes to MY birthday party either!!
I'm going to get Mrs. Stokes to help me chaperone Braden's swim party!
kids will be kids. That Bad Mrs. Stokes!
you don't want her to use a water fountain anyway. I saw a kid pee in a water fountain 2 years ago and haven't been to look at one without a gag since. I was an evil woman and let a class go get a drink from one and then promptly tell them the pee story afterwards. The pee-er isn't at my school anymore, he got sent to a school for disturbed kids. I don't thinkn it was the peeing but his excuse of "i wasn't peeing in it, i was humping it"
does the headmistress go to birthday parties? thanks for a laugh, i needed one today
jilly
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