Moustaches. On men and/or women.
Waiters/Waitresses who say "Enjoy!" when putting your food in front of you.
Children sucking their thumbs.
Women who breastfeed four year olds in public.
Men with ponytails..long hair is acceptable...it's when you tie it up it makes you look like a loser.
People whining because they are tired (There are children dying all over the world, wars, famine and catastrophes...so shut the fuck up moaning).
Anyone sugesting I might be a tad menopausal will be hung, drawn and quarted at dawn.
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>hung, drawn and quarted at dawn.
"Quarted" made me think of them all done up in Mason jars.
The only thing on your list that I agree with is the woman with the 4 year old sucking on her titties. the rest don't bother me.
You're crabby, Clanky!!!
you don't need a reason for specific things to annoy you. i have decided that the 1st of the month at the store annoys me.
jilly
Its not like you to be intolerant dear
I hate people who say hung when it's hanged
..and then I woke up in the night and realised that Roger might have a moustache. So apologies to anyone that I have upset now that the pmt has gone.
i dont mind seeing other blokes with pony tails but i laff at old blokes who are bald and have pony tails the deluded fools
Gogs
i love mustaches. but on men.
i hate rude pharmacy assistants in boots the chemist who make me wait for five minutes (when there are no other customers in the store, i hasten to add)before they come to take my prescription and then tell me it'll take 20 minutes to prepare. and then, when i say i can't wait that long as i only have 10 minutes left on my car parking ticket, throw the fucking prescription back at me wthout a word. i nearly had her over the counter i can tell you.
you sound too polite, sue
jilly
yeah but sue you nearly had me over the knavesmire.I never use boots I find Independent chemists much nicer and grateful for you custom , plus the one in Colburn is fucking gorgeous. come and get your methadone from him
Clank's Not Favorite Things
Mustaches on men and on women too
Breast feeding kiddies who aren’t really new
Thumb sucking children – should cut apron strings
These aren’t a few of my favorite things
Just cuz you’re tired, don’t you whine to me please
Dying and fighting and catastrophes
Waitstaff telling me to enjoy my wings
These aren’t a few of my favorite things
Men with long hair pulled back in satin sashes
Suggesting menopause will get you 40 lashes
Don’t even say it, you’ll see what that brings
These aren’t a few of my favorite things
Hahaha Schell....well done.
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