At work this week, we had a large perfume and aftershave delivery. The closer to Christmas we get, the more the scents come in. I was putting them all out on display and realised we had a few new ones in stock, as well as some older ones that I thought we wouldn't be seeing again. How horrific are they?
If you wanna smell like you stay in every Saturday night and watch crappy TV - XFactor... Got what it takes?
For that "Completely lost your marbles" aroma - M by Mariah Carey
For the girl who pines to be a racist - Jade Goody - Shhhh!
Would like to be the Queen of Chavs? - Colleen
Want a gert fat butt? - JLo Glow
And ultimately, to smell like a girl whose kids are in care - Britney Spears - Curious.
I'll stick to my faithful Nina Ricci, and not aspire to be a somebody.
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I like once by chanel
romance by Calvin Kline and flower by kenzo
Flowers by Kenzo reminds me of those knitted dolls that your nan used to have in the loo, covering up the spare toilet rolls.
why on earth would it remind you of those?Its my favourite and you have just ruined it for me bitch
It must smell like toilets. That's all :oD
Does the Britney Spears scent smell like a drunken underwearless 20-something?
--emma
emma,
i imagine it smells like fisherman's wharf at noon in August.
Jilly
According to a friend, the Britney Spears scent smells like a tart's boudoir.
come on now. she airs that thing out on a daily basis.
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